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You live here. You work here. And then a baby turns out to mean paperwork in a
system you did not grow up with, in a language that is not the one you think in, with deadlines
nobody mentions until you have missed one — and a budget in a currency you still convert in your
head. Paperbump turns all of it into one list, dated from your due date: the paperwork, the
money and what to buy.
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The admin, in the order it happens
Every official step for the country you live in, from registering the pregnancy to
claiming what you are owed, in the order it happens. Each one checked against that
country’s own official source, with the date it was checked.
Not one frightening lump sum. A cash-flow line in your own currency that shows the
quiet weeks and the week most of the money actually goes — and what the country you
are in already covers.
Cot, car seat, breast pump, high chair, baby monitor — each priced new and
second-hand where you live, with the ones that are fine used marked, and a short list
of what to check before you hand over money.
The hard part is already done. What is left is
paperwork — on a deadline, in a system you are still working out, often in a language you are
still learning, with your own family a flight away.
Built by Liz, a finance girl who had her own pregnancy far from home and wanted one clear plan: what to do, when, and what it will really cost.
Free, with no account and no sign-up.
Nothing you enter is sent to us —
what Paperbump collects.
Where are you having the baby?
Paperbump covers one country properly before adding the next.
When is the baby due?
Everything is dated from this. You can change it later.
What can you spend in total?
A rough number is fine. Skip it if you would rather not think about money yet.
Paperbump spreads this across the weeks instead of showing one lump sum.
Has the baby arrived?
Tell Paperbump the day and everything after the birth re-dates itself. Registering the birth is
three working days from the actual day, not from the estimate.
General information, not advice. Every step links to the official source and the date we last checked it.
Rules change — check the source before you act on it.
Dates are worked out from your due date, so anything around the birth shifts with the day the baby actually arrives.
What Paperbump collects.
Every step also has a plain page you can send to someone:
every admin step.
Two kinds of money
Kept apart on purpose. What you buy once and what comes back every month are
different kinds of money, and a single number adding them would be true of no month and no year.
General information, not financial advice; prices are estimates.
The chart starts from Paperbump's own estimate of what each thing costs
here. Type over any of them — what you find in a shop beats any estimate, and your figure is the
one that counts from then on.
The number internationals ask about most, and the one nursery price lists do not answer. Put in
what a place actually charges and Paperbump works out what you pay after the subsidy.
Figures we can source
Things you will need
What to buy, roughly when, and where second-hand is the better call. This list is
deliberately short: most of what gets bought before a birth turns out not to be needed, and you can
buy anything missing in a week once you know what this particular baby is like.
About these prices
Paperbump is free and always will be. There are no ads, no subscription, and nothing about you is ever sold or shared.
Keep the key with your backup. There is no account, so if you lose it
there is nobody to ask — the backup export carries it for exactly that reason.
Journal
A line a week, next to the week it belongs to. Missing one costs you nothing,
nobody reads this but you, and Paperbump keeps no streaks.
This week
Today felt
This writing lives in this browser only. Phones clear storage for sites you have not opened in a while,
so if it matters to you, save a backup file now and then.
Field notes
Three short reads on what Paperbump does. A minute each.
Field notes / 01
Start with the date
Everything else is worked out from it — every deadline, every
appointment, every cost, placed on the week it actually falls in.
Field notes / 01
See what is due
The paperwork, in the order it happens
What each one is for, in plain words
The official page it came from, and the date it was read
Field notes / 01
Tick things off
What is done stops asking. What is late says so once, quietly, and
then leaves you alone.
A baby is two people's admin. Say who is doing what, and the list
stops being one person's job to remember.
Field notes / 02
Who is on this?
Me, them, or both of you
The next thing to do, in your own words
A date to come back to it
Field notes / 02
Send it across
As a message you can read and change first, or as a link that opens
the plan in their own Paperbump. The link carries the plan inside it,
so it goes to them and nobody else.
There are no accounts, no tracking cookies, and no server to send anything to.
Your due date, your budget, your answers, the steps you tick off and whatever you write in the
journal are stored in this browser, on this device, and stay there.
Our host counts page views from its server logs, with no cookie of its own. It cannot see
what you type, and neither can we.
Paperbump makes one third-party request: a cookieless counting script from PostHog. It records that a page was opened and which part of the app was used — never anything you typed. The typefaces are still served from Paperbump itself, so no third party sees that you opened the app. It works the same with no connection.
Because none of it reaches us, there is nothing to delete on our side, and nothing anyone
could ask us to hand over — not an advertiser, not an insurer, not a court. It also means that if
you clear your browser data or lose the phone, it is gone, which is why there is a backup file you
can save and restore yourself.
There is no cookie banner because there are no cookies to ask you about.
The link you can send your partner
The plan travels inside the link itself.
Paperbump has no server to put a plan on, so when you share one with your partner, the
whole thing — your due date, which steps you have assigned, who is doing them, whatever you
wrote as the next action, and any check-in dates — is packed into the web address and nothing
else. It is made on your device, by your browser, and it goes nowhere until you send it.
That is the honest trade. It means no account, no upload, and nothing of yours sitting on
a computer we control. It also means anyone who has the link can read what is in
it — if it is forwarded, pasted into a group chat, or left in a browser history on a
shared computer, it still works. So send it to your partner and to nobody else, and if you
would rather not put it in a link at all, the same screen gives you the plan as plain text to
paste into a message instead.
What the link never carries: your journal, your notes on a step, your budget, or anything
you typed anywhere else in the app.
When a link arrives, Paperbump shows you what is in it and changes nothing until you say
so. Refusing it leaves your own plan exactly as it was.
The two things Paperbump does count
Both are worth describing exactly, because “we collect nothing” would not be
true if they were left out.
How many people opened a page. Our host counts requests from its own
server logs — no cookie, no script, nothing stored on your device, and nothing that
identifies you. Some of the links Paperbump is shared through land on an address of their
own, like paperbump.com/from/mamas/, which sends you straight on to the page you
wanted. That is how a count of visits can be split by where the link was, without following
anybody: the address is the whole of it. If you arrived that way, the tag is taken out of
your address bar and kept in this browser, so that the question below can offer you a
sensible answer later. It is never sent anywhere.
What you tell us on purpose. After you tick your first step, Paperbump
asks once whether it was useful and how you heard about it. Nothing is sent unless
you tap Send, and Send opens your own email app with the answers written out, so you
can read them, change them, or close the window. Paperbump never sees an answer — what it
stores is two dates and, if you arrived on a tagged link, that tag. Not what you chose, and
not what you wrote. If you ignore it or tap “No thanks”, it never asks again.
Do not take our word for it
Apps in this corner of the world have promised privacy and not kept it, so here is how to check
this one rather than trust it:
Put your phone in flight mode and open Paperbump. Everything still works, because there is
nothing to fetch.
Open the page source. It is plain HTML, CSS and JavaScript, with no analytics script and no
tracking pixel to find.
Watch the network while you use it. After the app itself loads, nothing else is requested.
General information, not advice
Paperbump is a checklist and a calculator, not a midwife, a lawyer or an accountant. Every
administrative step here is written from an official source, links to it, and shows the date it was
last checked, so you can see for yourself and see when it was last looked at.
Rules change, usually around 1 January. If something here disagrees with an official page, the
official page is right. The sources used are:
Paperbump gives no medical advice and makes no predictions about your pregnancy. For anything about
your health or your baby's, ask your midwife or doctor.
How Paperbump is paid for
Paperbump is free and always will be. There are no ads, no subscription, and nothing about you is ever sold or shared.
The plan, stated plainly so you can judge it: where Paperbump links to a shop, it may earn a small
commission on what you buy. Those links are marked, and they change nothing about what is
recommended — the advice on most of this list is to buy it second-hand, which earns nothing at
all. If that ever stops being true, this paragraph is where you will catch us.
Commission is paid by the shop, out of their margin. You pay the same price either way, and the
shop is told a sale came from Paperbump — never who you are, because Paperbump does not know.
Who built this
Built by Liz, a finance girl who had her own pregnancy far from home and wanted one clear plan: what to do, when, and what it will really cost.
Tell Paperbump what is wrong with it
Paperbump is new and built by one person. If something here is wrong, missing, or confusing — or if
it saved you an afternoon — that is genuinely the most useful thing you can send.
Whatever happened, and however far along you were, Paperbump should stop counting. Here is
what it can do.
Stop the timeline
The weeks, the steps, the dates and the countdown all stop. Your journal stays exactly as it is,
and nothing is deleted. You can turn it back on from this page at any time.
Start it again
If you want the timeline back — now, or for a later pregnancy — it is here.
Delete everything instead
If you would rather it were simply gone, this removes every trace of Paperbump from this device, the
journal included. It cannot be undone.